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JOAQUÍN SABINA SENTENCIA A CURRI VALENZUELA

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JOAQUÍN SABINA SENTENCIA A CURRI VALENZUELA

Joaquín Sabina dedica en la revista Interviú de esta semana un soneto a Curri Valenzuela que no tiene desperdicio y que comentaré aquí porque en verano es bueno compartir las carcajadas. Como anticipo, adelanto que el cantautor y poeta denomina a la citada Curri como CURSI BEATA, GALLINA CAPONATA, ADORATRIZ DE AZNAR y ROUCA VARELA.

 

Para quien no conozca a la doña, cabe señalar que se trata de una integrante del Comando Telemadrid, liberada y a sueldo de la organización pepera, que acaba de perpetrar un libro titulado 100 PERSONAJES QUE HUNDEN ESPAÑA en el que argumenta que un indicativo de cómo está el país es que Manolo Escobar ya no canta el QUE VIVA ESPAÑA.

 

Sin más dilación, aquí va el soneto de Sabina, con la definitoria sentencia final sobre las verdaderas preocupaciones de quien es tenida por doña ursulina: “Qué culpa tengo yo si en tu pubis anidan telarañas feas, católicas, sentimentales”.

 


“Dizque pergeño ripios Valenzuela,
Curri de curro vil, cursi beata,
telepasquín, gallina caponata,
adoratriz de Aznar, Rouca Varela.

Triste como un drogota sin papela,
lerda como unas bragas de hojalata,
torva como un andamio sin bocata,
rancia como el sobaco de mi abuela.

Iletrada, follona, malandrina,
pobre de mí, tumor de las Españas,
confeso de insolvencias nacionales.

¿Qué culpa tengo yo, doña ursulina,
si, en tu pubis, anidan telarañas
feas, católicas, sentimentales?”

  

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AntiPP -

¡Qué te pires Curri!

Jóse -

En mi modesta opinión, cabría decir, que personajes como "curri" son los que hunden a España.

Antonio -

Sabina, tú sí que molas.

Carlos -

Ole tus versos.
¡Buenísimo este Sabina!

Mario -

¡Ja, ja, ja! ¡Qué pasote es este Sabina!